Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? The Dextre Tripp Thrill Show is a dazzling display of daring death-defying doom.  Come and see amazingly dangerous, stupid stunts, brought to you by a man who is no stranger to danger.  Dextre Tripp will amaze you.  He'll astound you.  He might even confuse you!  There will be balancing, acrobatics, chainsaw juggling, slack rope walking, and a precarious walk up an inclined rope...on fire!

Come on in and see just why everyone loves the Dextre Tripp Thrill Show.  Maybe Dextre will inspire you to greater heights as well!